The Moral Backbone of a Chocolate Eclair

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler - Baby Mama bloopers

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Oh no Derrick’s grandfather died too? What a sad thing OMG :(

1 hour ago with 1 note
#Big brother #bb16

parks and recreation season 4 gag reel

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but Neville being the greatest godfather to ever godfather though

  • always popping round for dinner in the holidays whenever he can to see his godson
  • flooing to the Potters’ as soon as classes have finished on Albus’ birthday so he can spent as much time as he can with him
  • making sure that Albus always had someone to talk to about personal stuff when he felt he couldn’t go to either of his parents
  • taking both Albus and James out during the first few months after Lily was born to make sure they never felt left out or replaced, and to reassure them that they are still loved
  • still joking around with Albus when he finally came to Hogwarts
  • whenever he scolded someone in the class that Albus didn’t like or someone that was giving him a hard time, he’s always turn around and give him a sly wink and Albus would stifle a giggle
  • helping Albus with homework he was stuck on, whether it was Herbology or not, regardless of having his own work to do or papers to mark because he still remembers how difficult things were for him
  • Neville buying him all the things Ginny and Harry thought he was just a little too young for, and then reminding Ginny and Harry about all the shit they used to get up to when they were Al’s age
  • Neville inviting Albus to his quarters for lunch and telling him all the childhood stories about his parents and uncles that they had all conveniently “forgot” to mention
  • Neville being the best godfather Albus could ever wish for
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Song: The Air That I Breathe
Artist: Maroon 5
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"I figured out what it is all about

its you that I could never live without

you’re everything

the air that I breathe

stupid not to know it all along

and everything I ever did was wrong”

1 hour ago with 133 notes — via flpurple28


never fast enough


never fast enough

2 hours ago with 131 notes — via official-tina-belcher, © fullmetalsabater


when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass


2 hours ago with 6,771 notes — via jimmyfallons, © 1like1prayer


this interview and really anything involving jenny slate makes me cry laughing. 

2 hours ago with 72 notes — via buttwyatt, © commediadelfarte


A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

2 hours ago with 54,249 notes — via believeinthemagicintheworld, © sketch-elf



*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

2 hours ago with 746,309 notes — via inlovewithitalianfood